Because my speech is slurred, and I have a ridiculous Boston accent, no one can understand me now. This isn't the first thing, but it's fucking annoying, every word I say now has two syllables, that is crazy. Put me in a bar with music playing and alcohol a-flowin, and good luck understanding a word I say. A few months ago, I saw a friend's show at El Rio, a guy that fucking bugs the shit out of me cornered me on the patio and was talking at me about some dumb shit. He couldn't understand a word I said, eventually I said "Hey, last night when I was fucking your mom, I got bored so I started fucking your sister, isn't that cool?" and he was like, 'Yeah right on.." He had no idea what I was saying but I knew he wouldn't understand any of it, but would say he did, that's the annoying part. Don't lie to me, if people can't understand me, I don't mind spelling it out or anything, we did that with my fucking mother. You should have seen her spelling out Al Pacino, we were all laughing our asses off.
